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Denver's Dangerous Theatre is proud to offer an original holiday comedy about how Santa hates his life. Really. It sucks. It is no fun being Santa in 2013. The elves are unionized. He needs licensing agreements with everyone from Apple to Lego. PETA is up his ass over the reindeer. To add insult to injury, the Jolly Old Elf is diagnosed with Celiac Disease. No more Christmas cookies. It turns out the cookies are what make him jolly.
This train wreck of a holiday play will have you laughing eggnog out your nose. Unless you are easily offended, then you won't be laughing because you are too damn easily offended. If you are easily offended go see the other holiday play we offer... The Perfect Gift. That will be more to your liking. WARNING: adult language and situations as well as bad dance sequences.
The Perfect Gift made its world premier last year at Denver's Dangerous Theatre. It was a show that Winnie never figured she would produce again. Then a couple folks asked her if she was doing it again this year. More folks asked and many said she should do it every year. Winnie thought about the play and what it meant to her. Then she thought about how many people sent her emails thanking her for the show. She thought about how many people came to see other shows in the months that followed and told her how much they enjoyed the play or what it meant to them. So, she decided to bring it back for a very limited run this year. She did have to replace one of the actors though. So even if you did see it last year, it will be a little different this year.
The Perfect Gift is a story about Stacia and how she has grown to hate the whole holiday season. She says it is nothing but a giant commercial machine that makes people feel guilty if they do not spend enough or get everyone they know that one, perfect gift. On Christmas Eve she runs into a homeless man she frequently shares lunch with while on the way to delivering her daughter a gift. He invites her to a Christmas Eve celebration under a bridge with another homeless man. She decided to go and along the way discovers that sometimes you really need to listen with your heart. Sometimes the most perfect gift is not one you can wrap.
~ I Want to be Craig Ferguson ~
Every 3rd Thursday at 7:30
NEXT SHOW Thursday, November 21st!
Hosted by Winnie Wenglewick
Tickets $5.00
Every 3rd Thursday Dangerous Theatre owner Winnie Wenglewick attempts to emulate her favorite late night talk show host, Craig Ferguson, with her own brand of live talk show. Winnie pontificates about world events, guests are interviewed, Madame Delores answers audience questions about relationships, folks are invited to rant on the soap box and there will be a special sweet tooth intermission. Come on out for a most interesting evening of comedic, interactive entertainment and dessert.
At the November show we are celebrating the gloriousness of bald guests! Guests confirmed for this show includes one of Denver's most prolific chalk artist and body painter, Mythica. Also visiting us will be Denver's most Delightfully Demented Dominatrix, the Headmistress at the House of Pavlovia, Mistress Saskia. To balance out the estrogen levels we will also one of Denver's most bad-ass stand up comedians in the house, Chris Carlton. Warning: he has agreed to do a stand-up set that will be anything but family friendly.
The dessert selection at intermission will be all about pumpkin pie and spice!
Every 4th Thursday at 7:30
NOVEMBER SPECIAL
BLACK FRIDAY SHOW!
Becasue no one will come see it on Thanksgiving!
FRIDAY, 11/29 @ 7:30
Presented by Planet X Productions.
Hosted by Infernal Phil
Tickets are ONLY $5.00. SERIOUSLY!!!
This monthly show always features Demi Urge and the Hell Toupee Band, Planet X Players, and the Planet X Dance Corps plus special guests.
“For greed all nature is too little.” ― Seneca the Younger
If fighting the mob for Black Friday specials isn't your thing, come to Hell Toupee Cabaret for Greed, the first of our Seven Deadly Sins shows. From corporate culture to TV preachers, grifters to graft, we will be poking fun at the root of all evil. So reject consumerism and sleep off your Thanksgiving feast, show time isn't until 7:30:)
Hell Toupee Cabaret is sponsored by Planet X Tattoo & Supply, featuring $20 piercings and $100 per hour custom tattoos every day of the week. Bring your show program for 25% off tattoos and piercings!
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